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| White & Nerdy (Ridin' Parody) You see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (run) At Pascal, well I'm number one (one) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?) Happy Days is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on... You see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I'd like to roll with the gangstas Although it's apparent I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy How'd I get so white and nerdy I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics You know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect them My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L I got a business doing websites (websites) When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a homepage for my dog, yo I got myself a fanny pack They were havin' a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and glee club And even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin' And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so White and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy I wanna bowl with the gangstas But oh well, it's obvious I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy ============================= Eat it (Beat it) How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it... eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken Have some more pie It doesn't matter If it's boiled or fried Just eat it, just eat it Just eat it, just eat it... Woo! Your table manners are a crying shame You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death You'll just have yourself to blame So eat it. Just eat it. You better listen, better do as you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it. I don't care if you're full Just eat it... eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt Have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! If it's too cold, reheat it Have a big dinner. Have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken. Have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! ========================== You Don't Take Your Showers (You don't send me flowers) You don't take your showers You don't use ban roll on Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill I remember when You used to smell half-decent That hasn't been too recent Now your repulsing all the people you know You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go 'cuz you don't take your showers anymore I had to buy some airwick You even made my dog sick You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor And besides, you're a slob You create a nuisance When you're out in public When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes And they just run from you, holding their nose And you claim that you're lonely But that's how it goes 'cuz you don't take your showers anymore And you claim that you're lonely But that's how it goes 'cuz you don't change your undies And you don't use ban roll on And you don't take your showers anymore |
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Album: ALAPALOOZA
Achy Breaky Song
Bedrock Anthem
Bohemian Polka
Frank's 2000" TV
Harvey The Wonder
Hamster
Jurassic Park
Livin' In The Fridge
She Never Told Me She
Was A Mime
Talk Soup
Traffic Jam
Waffle King
Young, Dumb & Ugly
Album: BAD HAIR DAY
Amish Paradise
Callin' In Sick
Cavity Search
Everything You Know is
Wrong
Gump
I Remember Larry
I'm So Sick of You
Phony Calls
Since You've Been Gone -
Live
Syndicated Inc.
The Alternative Polka
The Night Santa Went
Crazy
Album: DARE TO BE
STUPID
Cable Tv
Dare To Be Stupid
George Of The Jungle
Girls Just Want To Have
Lunch
I Want A New Duck
Like A Surgeon
One More Minute
Slime Creatures From
Outer Space
This Is The Life
Yoda
Album: EVEN WORSE
Alimony
Fat
Good Old Days
I Think I'm A Clone Now
Lasagna
Melanie
Stuck In A Closet With
Vanna White
This Song's Just Six Words
Long
Twister
Velvet Elvis
You Make Me
Album: FOOD ALBUM
Addicted To Spuds
Eat It
Fat
I Love Rocky Road
Lasagna
My Bologna
Spam
Taco Grande
The Rye And The Kaiser
The White Stuff
Album: FOOD MEDLEY
Avocado
Bologna
Burger King
Don't You Forget About
Meat
Girls Just Want To Have
Lunch
I Feel Like Throwin' Up
I Love Rocky Road
It's Moldy Now
Spameater
Steak Number 3
The Rye And The Kaiser
Whole Lotta Lunch
Album: IN 3-D
Buy Me A Condo
Eat It
I Lost On Jeopardy
Midnight Star
Mr. Popeil
Polkamon
The Brady Bunch
Album: OFF THE DEEP
END
Airline Amy
I Can't Watch This
I Was Only Kidding
Polka Your Eyes Out
Smells Like Nirvana
Taco Grande
The Plumbing Song
The White Stuff
Trigger Happy
When I Was Your Age
You Don't Love Me
Anymore
Album: POLKA PARTY
Addicted To Spuds
Christmas At Ground Zero
Here's Johnny
Polka Party!
Album: POODLE HAT
Couch Potato
Trash Day
Album: RUNNING
WITH SCISSORS
Albuquerque
Germs
Grapefruit Diet
It's All About the
Benjamins
It's All About The
Pentiums
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer
My Baby's In Love With
Eddie Vedder
My Baby's In Love With
Eddie Vedder
Polka Power!
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
The Saga Begins
The Weird Al Show Theme
Truck Drivin' Song
Your Horoscope For Toda
Album: TV ALBUM
Bedrock Anthem
Cable Tv
Frank's 2000" Tv
Here's Johnny
I Can't Watch This
I Lost On Jeopardy
Money For
Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
Ricky
Talk Soup
The Brady Bunch
Uhf
Album: UHF
Attack Of The Radioactive
Hamsters From A Planet
Near Mars
Fun Zone
Gandhi Ii
Generic Blues
Isle Thing
Let Me Be Your Hog
Money For
Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
She Drives Like Crazy
Spam
Spatula City
The Biggest Ball Of Twine
In Minnesota
The Hot Rocks Polka
Uhf
Album: UNKNOWN
1985 Food Medley - 02 -
Doctor
Alternative Polka
Another One Rides The
Bus
Baby Likes Burping
Belvedere Cruising
Born To Be Mild
Buckingham Blues
Cheerios, Apple Jacks,
Cheerios
Chicken Pot Pie
Christmas Memories Of
"weird Al" Yankovic
Crampton Comes Alive
Dead Car Battery Blues
Dog Eat Dog
Don't Wear Those Shoes
Dr. Demento Radio Promo
Dr. Demento's 15th
Anniversary Special
Fast Food
Fatter
Flatbush Avenue
Free Delivery
Gee, I'm A Nerd
Good Enough For Now
Gravy On You
Green Eggs And Ham
Hit Me With A Rock
Holiday Greetings 1987
Hooked On Polkas
I'll Repair For You (a
Theme For Home
Improvement)
If I Could Make Love To
A Bottle
Baby
It's Still Billy Joel To Me
Kidstar 1250 Radio
Promotion
King Of Suede
Laundry Day
Leisure Suit Serenade
Living With A Hernia
Matter Of Crust
Nature Trail To Hell
Never Met A Person As
Wonderful As Me
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Pac Man
Peter And The Wolf
Polka Patterns
Rice, Rice Baby
School Cafeteria - Version 1
Since You're Been Gone
Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola
Parody)
Snack All Night
Sometimes You Feel Like
A Nut
Spy Hard
Star Wars: The Saga Begins
Stop Dragging My Car
Around
Take Me Down
Take Me To The Liver
Take The "l" Out Of Liver
That Boy Could Dance
The Ballad Of Kent
Marlow
The Biggest Ball Of Twine
In Minnesota
The Devil Went Down To
Jamaica
Theme From Rocky XIII
Title Of The Song In
Question
Toothless People
We Got The Beef
We're All Gay (Backstreet
Boys)
Which Backstreet Boy Is
Gay
Won't Eat Prunes Again
Yoda Chant
You Don't Take Your
Showers
Young, Dumb, and Ugly
Album: VOL.
1-GREATEST HITS
Achy Breaky Song
Addicted To Spuds
Bedrock Anthem
Christmas At Ground Zero
Dare To Be Stupid
Eat It
Fat
Headline News
I Lost On Jeopardy
Jurassic Park
Lasagna
Like A Surgeon
Money For
Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
One More Minute
Polka Your Eyes Out
Ricky
Smells Like Nirvana
This Is The Life
Uhf
Yoda
You Don't Love Me
Anymore
Album: WEIRD AL
YANKOVIC
Another One Rides The
Bus
Gotta Boogie
Happy Birthday
I Love Rocky Road
I'll Be Mellow When I'm
Dead
Mr. Frump In The Iron
Lung
My Bologna
Ricky
Such A Groovy Guy
The Check's In The Mail
| Another One Rides the Bus (Another one bites the dust) Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back. It was smellin' like a locker room. There was junk all over the floor. We're already packed in like sardines, But we're stoppin' to pick up more. Look out! Another one rides the bus-ah. Another one rides the bus-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. Another one rides the bus-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. Another one rides the bus. There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs. There's an elbow in my ear. There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me. Hasn't showered in a year. Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens. I think my wallet's gone. And I think this bus is stoppin' again, To let a couple more freaks get on. Look out! Another one rides the bus-ah. Another one rides the bus-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. Another one rides the bus-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. Another one rides the bus. Another one rides the bus. Another one rides the bus--ow! Another one rides the bus--hey, hey! Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y! The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke, And my face is turnin' blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this Since I went to see The Who. Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago, But I couldn't get to the door. There isn't any room for me to breathe. Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah! Another one rides the bus-ah. Another one rides the bus-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. Another one rides the bus-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. Another one rides the bus. ======================== Bedrock Anthem Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone Now I'll tell you why.... Well I've got I've got a woman named Wilma Well I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles Well I've got I've got a doggy named Dino We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino Well I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble Does'nt like to shave, he got caveman stubble Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo There's a handshake everybody gotta know How come Grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show? Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm Little Pebbles is his number one fan He's the strongest toddler in the whole land Tear your arm off if he shake-es your hand Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now Gonna take my family out to eat now Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now Made from brontosaurus baby, not moo-cow Wanna chill with a sabre-toothed tiger Wear a loincloth, natural fiber Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows its time to quit Realize I'm livin' in the Stone Age No fax, no cellular phone-Age Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage Barney Rubble, laugin' like a hyena Barney Rubble, what a little wiener Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her? Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now =========================== I love Rocky Road (I love Rock 'n' Roll) I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just leaves me cold, There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me, Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby I love rocky road, So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby I love rocky road, So have another triple scoop with me, OW! They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same, All the soda jerkers know my name, When their supply is gone, Then I'll be movin' on But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, You'll see, another truckload's comin' in for me, All for me, I'm singin' I love rocky road, So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby I love rocky road, So have another triple scoop with me, OW! When I'm all alone, I just grab my self a cone, And if I get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me, Just lock me in the freezer, throw away the key, singing I love rocky road, So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby I love rocky road, So have another triple scoop with me, OW! ========================= |